Résumé

Observations

love guru

  1. Take apart the message of the Microsoft Sync commercials: “If you use our product, you will become a hazard to yourself and others due to your own idiocy”
  2. The Love Guru — Mike Myers will forever be Austin Powers. Despite hiding himself as a computer-animated ogre for so long, one look at him trying to play some character in real life and the ‘shag-a-delic’ grooviness comes right back.

If you put a ridiculous prop mustache on Justin Timberlake, he unexpectedly looks a whole hell of a lot like Orlando Bloom. This is not surprising — Orlando Bloom looks ridiculous all the time, with or without a mustache.